Total Medals Earned: 1,609 (From 284 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,955 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/160 points)
Crash Your Bowl
Beat the Blowfish Boss
Die trying to jump a shark
Bounce off the backs of 2 turtles in a row
Beat the Frog boss
Beat the Walrus boss
Travel more than 1000m in Endless mode
Medals Earned: 9/9 (375/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/30 (85/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Steal a police car.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 7/18 (40/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/315 points)
win the first level
win the stage without being hit
upgrade vulcan to the max
upgrade plasma to the max
upgrade missile to the max
end the game
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/45 points)
Oops, my bad
Homemade Gel
3 min left
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/25 points)
Killed an Innocent Bystander
Unlock Zombie Mode
Vanquish the Zombie scurge
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
You made it halfway through the sea of evil Ghastles.
You didn't win, that's for sure.
You beat the game, congratulations!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (300/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Get all the in-game achievements!