Total Medals Earned: 1,609 (From 284 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,955 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card
Medals Earned: 4/8 (135/395 points)
Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
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Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
His ribs are showing bro!
You Knocked him out
You won the fight!
At least his face looks better now
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Medals Earned: 3/5 (15/25 points)
Grab Some Pills
Find Sophia's Doll
Find Waldo
Find A Cherokee Rose
Click the link to my other stuff on NG
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Completed first 13 levels
Completed first 25 levels
Completed all levels
Completed first 18 levels in minimal clicks
Completed all levels in minimal ciicks
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/315 points)
Kill someone!
kill 5 enemies
kill 10 enemies
kill 15 enemies
kill 20 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
Reach wave 15
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!
Medals Earned: 2/26 (35/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19